A Residents New Title for The Elms Executive Director

Dear Executive Director Evans,
  
   This title is too long. Hereafter we will refer to you as "Captain Evans". Elise and I did a lot of traveling before moving into the Elms and we think of it as a cruise ship with all the amenities for living provided.

   Besides the meals which the Elm's prides itself on like the cruise ships, housekeeping, and other services are provided. Shore excursions and visits to points of interest are done in a similar manner. Even a "Gentleman Host" to dance with and otherwise entertain elderly ladies is possibly provided.

   Therefore it is reasonable to address the leader of the Elm's as Captain of the good ship Elm's on a cruise from here to eternity.

   These are the sincere observations of an experienced cruise ship traveler.

                        Sincerely,
                        Robert J. Hoffman